I wondered what happened to Tony the Tiger after the cereal advert work dried up.

Everyone talking about their mortgage holiday, I’ve been on the travel agents website and I can’t even see where that is.

Anyone else’s phone spell check on Furlough at the moment? Unbelievable

When you have to travel by train but you’ve got the governments message mixed up because you watched Birdbox last night #birdbox #covid #publictransport #mask

Nobody is sat within spitting distance of Jamie Carragher #football #premierleague

Coming out of lockdown ready for a pedicure

I’ve just completed Coach 2 5K that was a short bus journey. #c25k

Have been experimenting with some new face mask designs #facemask #design

If Michael Jackson was alive today he would be in his a Bubble, he really loved that monkey.

“Thanks PM” was very “Thanks Phil”

10 years ago when I went to see the optician and they asked what I could see. I said clowns in masks. He said you have Chucklevisoon. 10 years later it turns out I actually had 2020 vision.

Me: I saw that band that Pete Burn was in live in concert. Mate: Dead Or Alive. Me: He was definitely alive at the time.

I got in a taxi the other day and said Prince Andrews Close he said “sure no sweat”.

I’ve oddly not heard anyone talking about CODA’s Oscar win this morning.

Here next week for some early Xmas fun. Tickets still available.

#BabyReindeer Piers Morgan leaving the interview youtu.be/FV8tciBFpCI?si…

I’ve just got my name in the Guinness Book of World Records for opening a pack of bacon by the plastic corner tab