the reason i stay up late is because i don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

madea goes to HeII

How it feels to say “okay” instead of arguing

i do not set ‘reminders’, i do not ‘structure’ my tasks, i do not ’write things down’. i RAWDOG it. and if i do not remember, i don’t DO IT.

Before the Internet, we didn’t even know how dumb everyone was. We suspected of course, but now we have proof.

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

Murderous drug lord was doing this in broad daylight with a fed lmaoooo

“Your package will be delivered today” Me all day:

date idea: we both take melatonin at 9pm and get 10hrs of sleep

me mentally preparing myself to leave the house and deal with humans

This might be the most retarded post ive ever seen

if you don’t want to please your man, then why are y’all in a relationship? lmao you are a parasite.

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

People can’t fuck in the privacy of their own cars anymore without some lame puting them on blast

me choosing which game to delete for more storage

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

Screaming when the DJ tell everybody to make some noise