I'll take it.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Sonofa—

Freakin' vampires, man.

You all suck. You less so but fuck the rest of 'em.

Tell me about it.

Wait, what? Who said that? Wasn't me.

More like undead. {Grumbling}

Hell's easier to get out of than purgatory.

I ain't.

Half of me wants to go find a monster to kill and the other half wants to get so drunk I don't remember what year it is.

{Sneezes}

Do you ever violently crave the touch of another person? Uhhh... I meant I need a drink.

{Just in case they needed more rumors, but mostly because not so long ago she literally told him to do it, he showed up at Nessa.'s door with a bouquet of flowers. It was the best arrangement that the grocery store had to offer.}

Jess, wherever you're hanging out, you have a message from me. Not important, but it's there.

By the moon and stars in the skyyyy. I'll be there~

Leave the day drinking to the professionals, kids.

You take that back. There's whiskey in this glass.

The disrespect.

Coffee. Need coffee.