RT Steve Elkington: Memo to Jason Dufner ...if you fill the Wanamaker to the top with beer.....you can't lift it...... #factoid

I don't usually do this on the first date

Please don't piss. Please, please... Just don't piss.

Congratulations Paulina Gretzky on your engagement to Dustin Johnson! Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to be for DJ & I. #WhistlingStraits

That's my boy, Martin Kaymer!

Happy Father's Day, "Duff Daddy"! See you in August, Jason Dufner.

I was his first. #MartinKaymer

It's my fault that Jason Dufner had to WD from the #PGAChamp. I'm a major fat ass. Packing my bags. #WillMissAmanda

Dude, I'm getting wet. #FirstTee #RustWorries

Um, hello?! Can someone bring me inside! #PGAChamp

Hey, Philip Pritchard. Can you help a brother trophy out? #ItIsRaining #StuckOnTheFirstTee

Hello, friends. Finally inside where it's dry with Jim Nantz & @NickFaldo006. #PGAChamp

Well, Rory McIlroy. At least I won't have to share the bed with Caroline Wozniacki this time. #PGAChamp

Thanks for catching my lid, bro! Rory McIlroy

I really hope Miguel Angel Jimenez wins me this year...

Hey, Rory McIlroy... You forgot the #WanamakerTrophy emoji. x.com/McIlroyRory/st…

Hey, Ellie Day! Can't wait to meet the family! #AussieAussieAussie #OiOiOi

Championship SunDAY! Well played, Jason Day! #PGAChamp

Hey! Who is Rich Lerner calling "A heavy one" on Live From the #PGAChamp?! #bodyshaming

I'm on TV! #ImABigDeal x.com/golfcentral/st…