If you ever find yourself in this situation at a TOUR event, do *exactly* as this man does right here.

There’s something special about those church acoustics. Getting to sing in churches now brings back so many precious memories from childhood. What sorts of memories do you have from church?

This motherfucker looks like he walked straight from invading Normandy to the game, drinks his water with a ladle, and there’s a goddamn hobo and a 19th century teenager behind him. Don’t tell me football’s better now.

During the 2002-03 season, Michael Jordan played in all 82 games and averaged 37 minutes a game. He was 40. I don’t want to hear about no goddamn load management.

Hall of Famer Willians Astudillo.

MAC MCCLUNG HITS THE 540. PERFECT SCORE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. #ATTSlamDunk x #StateFarmSaturday 📺: Live on TNT

I miss the days when the news smacked so goddamn hard Peter Jennings had to fire up a heater just to deliver that shit.

The shit you learn as a kid that turns out to really matter is never what they claim it will be. I can’t do algebra for shit and who cares. However, “righty tighty, lefty loosey” has been pretty goddamn useful through the years.

On the school playground today. If you know, you know.

Letters: One disruptive student can keep a whole class from learning pipr.es/ikAn4PX

Bo Jackson and his cannon of an arm.

Arkansas 72 Kansas 71 Down 10 in middle of 2nd half, 3 Razors fouled out, and Eric Musselman’s club knocks off defending champs. Little Muss & Brian Dutcher both in Sweet 16.

The 1975 Gopher basketball team does their pregame warmup routine.

When the home run is headed straight for the sun 😂 x.com/Young_Ladwig23…

I miss watching Mark Buehrle pitch. He ate innings and not many grounders got by him.

Linemen catching punts to negate conditioning will never not be amazing 🤣🙌

It might time for the Dunkers to re-invite him…

This is about as badass as it gets for post game speeches. #GoArmy

Ant. 👀

I really miss this guy. Happy Birthday Brad! #56