Congratulations to DrMickSalt on winning community champion, looks like being the thorn in our side and highlighting all of our totally legal and above board activities has really paid off for this amazing gentleman. Well done Sir, good job. Thanks a lot for acting on

Ahhh such good memories. Where would we have been without our own publicly funded private security. A big thank you to BEN ADAMS for his policing then, now and in the future Congratulations on being elected again. We look forward to many more years of partnership together.

We love this. So catchy. Let’s make it Christmas number one youtu.be/h_it2DN_K1Y?si…

We currently have a situation at the landfill, it definitely definitely wasn’t us, we haven’t done anything wrong and comply with all aspects of our permit. However, we strongly advise that you all close your windows, vents, doors and keep your little pets and sprogs inside the

Fuck Chernoby, they have nothing on us, we’re taking home the gold medal 🥇 for pollution this year.

Anyone got a light?? Ta very much….

We would like to thank staffs fire and rescue for providing us with the ready-made excuse as to the cause of the fire We told you it wasn’t us, and whilst not a drop of the local residents waste comes into our landfill, will take this as a win, it wasn’t us We told you so.

We genuinely believe that this woman is a bungling twerp, this is one of the reasons why we keep her around, because she’s as thick as the sludge that slithers off our muck heap and we can pull the wool over her eyes. Whilst at the same time, we are keeping up with the

A big shout out to Rogue Fox for our cover photo, personally we feel that she draws far too much attention to our Muck Heap of Mordor with her fabulous art depicting our lovely stench and the problems we’ve created for an entire borough. Anyway, we digress… We’re on Fire

This protest smells more than we do. We are not amused. simmo burgess #StopTheStink ~ fighting for justice we have glue in the main office should you require any.

We stink That’s all folks