you’re on a rock floating through space

the cringe in me recognizes the cringe in you

more data to look at! Premium > Analytics

how to get $$$ for posting

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search for bookmarks now live on iOS & web so you can find *that* post faster

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if you’re scrolling rn to avoid small talk, we won’t snitch

global town square

thinking about bagels

now rolling out on web: ability to request a Community Note 👇

if you have a better idea on how to announce our newly posted social & community manager role, you may be the right person for this job

lowering my music so i can read the timeline better

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is somebody gonna match my freak (look at my phone whenever i try to avoid smalltalk with people i know)

can’t stop refreshing the timeline

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