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Aphex twin? More like Aphex Conjoined Twin. Amirite?

Sam ALTman? More like Sam lost-CTRLman. Amirite? Sam Altman

Normalize asking your waiters if your water is “straight farm to nug” I only drink that free-range, organic, river water type shit.

Trump means “engaging in sodomy” in Bulgarian and I think that is beautiful. #election2008

Harris means “Balding early in your 20s” in Spanish, and I think that is beautiful. #RelectFDR

Stop the count!! I’ve seen enough, RFK Jr wins Georgia

Daniel Soham fucked my wife and her boyfriend and his wife. Dude’s ability to multi-task is unreal!

I miss the good ol’ days when you didn’t need a botox-kratom subscription to start vibe-maxxing. #BibleMaxxing #MethMaxxing

Getting a fish and naming her Tramalgia. Few understand

5 years ago my cat walked up to me and pitched me a B2B SAAS AI D2C reality TV business show, i gave her the greenlight. We do $73928277 ARR now. 👇🏿1/100, thread on what I learned along the way.

*marked safe during the 20min cloudflare outage*

Taylor swift is the most original guitarist since Elvis. #ChangeMyMind #SincerePosting

Just buried my snail in the backyard. Made a little casket and played her chopin’s funeral march on piano. RIP Francesca. #SnailGang #Snails #Chopin #SnailInTheCoffin