Woke up from a night out with my phone by my head because I was trying to take a picture of my dream.

You know it’s Wadstock because I’ve just woken up to Murder on the Dance Floor eerily playing

Highlight of Nancy Pelosi’s talk at the Oxford Diplomatic Society has to be her repeatedly referencing the distinguished leader of the Labour Party, Sir Keith Starmer

Seems Liz Truss is not the first ex-Prime Minister to complain about the disappointment of Downing Street hospitality.

From Brian Faulkner’s memoirs (former Northern Ireland PM)

There is nothing I take more seriously than the assignment of the Sons at Seder. If I’m not the Wise Son, we riot.

#HappyPassover

Got ratioed for the first time yesterday!!Yes, it was a bunch of turgid antisemites but still!!!

The antisemitism I’m seeing right now at our Young Labour chair is unacceptable! Full solidarity to Jack. The comments I am seeing are vile and disgusting!

A small flag on the back of a football shirt collar brought our news cycle to a standstill a week ago

What does it mean if you repeatedly dream that you’re the receptionist for a large dentistry museum

The drinking games are going to be lethal

This corner outside John’s library is such a lovely little cluster of styles

just accidentally swallowed a fly, idk why tbh

BBC iPlayer getting very messy this afternoon

Did no one think to tell me that Joni Mitchell is back on Spotify

To the lovely cashier at Oxford Waterstones - I’m sorry for repeatedly saying thank you with no eye contact when you were asking if I have a loyalty card

I <3 Night Tube