A belated congratulations to Supermoons for their world cup victory. We would have tweeted sooner but we forgot our password.

The brexit donkeys sink beneath the Wirral’s slate grey waves, their Corsa soon to be consumed by the hungry blank sands of New Brighton.

Johnson nimbly sidesteps Liverpool and selects the Wirral as “neutral ground” on which to meet the Taoiseach. Y’know, the Wirral: where William III set sail with 10,000 soldiers for the Battle of the Boyne...

The cast of Motherland catching up on highlights

Anyone who fancies getting muddy, looking stupid, and possibly hoisting aloft #DerGoldeneVolf trophy in a field in West Wirral on the 27th, get in touch. May the Volf be with you. x.com/Volfsball/stat…

The northern Volfsball stand emerges from hibernation in time for the third annual #DerGoldeneVolf tournament

Enjoying another fantastic Volfsball Christmas tournament. Thanks BaubleRob for organising. #volfsball x.com/WWSnakeHips/st…

Apologies for lack of live coverage from this year’s #DerGoldeneVolf tournament. Here are the Tranmere Lions in their rout of last year’s champions, the Marine Lakers

The winners of the 2017 #DerGoldeneVolf volfsball tournament!

Congrats to cap’n Ⓥ🌍☮️Chris Marshall☮️🌍Ⓥ , @paul_trfc1885 and the entire Tranmere Lions organisation for their first #DerGoldeneVolf win! A great day for Tranmere and fans of men jumping with glee.

It wouldn’t be volfsball without criminally cool team photos / searching for a lost ball in a hedge. Thanks everyone for playing (and 1yr old Jack for being the only person ever to cheer on the Red Rocks).

.Phil Birss with a 'flying' one pointer in 2017's #DerGoldeneVolf tournament.

Lovely three-possession play from the Tranmere Lions in #DerGoldeneVolf 2017

A sweet pearoll by @paul_trfc1885 followed up by an embarrassing scissor kick attempt by Andrew Utley in #DerGoldeneVolf 2017

Come for the spring flowers, stay for the convenient dual carriageway #WestWirral x.com/Flourishbees/s…

#hignfy ripping our local ‘Spoons. A dark day for West Wirral. A dark day for humanity.

The SnakeHips eat other @volfsball teams for breakfast

Thanks all for a great day of volf! Even managed to distract a paparazzo from the royal newlyweds.

The Happy Friends lose their captain to a heart attack, leading to another victory for the eventual Speed Cup champs, the Panthers