[December 27th, 2017] TRUMP: There have been ZERO celebrity deaths since I took office. People continue to doubt me! Sad.

Can't wait for President Trump to call us FAKE NEWS. You can take our official twitter, but you'll never take our free time!

I stand with the people gathered across the country tonight defending our values & our Constitution. This is not who we are.

this is not a statement advancing some brilliant Macchiavellian plan, this is clumsy ass-covering by dummies who are in over their heads x.com/realdonaldtrum…

reminder: overruling DHS on green card holders was Bannon's first big authoritarian swing; it was an immediate, total, embarrassing failure

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POOR PEOPLE: we would like healthcare too GOP: well well well, look who could afford to go to applebee's last april! nice try, moneybags

We're an up-and-coming abandoned building looking for a ROCKSTAR asbestos eater to eat all the asbestos in our ceilings

I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have built our whole country on an Indian burial ground

"As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: this protocol droid. He is hardworking and will serve you well."

For ぐでたま-dumbassatmath and Bite The Ballot, UK citizens need to register TONIGHT to vote in the June 8th General Election. #TurnUp

Well, at least we know what word we'll all be forced to great each other with by his 3rd term.

Dear new follower TayZonday, please tell me you actually listened to our records.

Congressman: god will take care of climate change. God: bitch I sent you scientists.

Best Show is back tonight! The Best Show with Tom Scharpling Mike Lisk

A surprise The Best Show with Tom Scharpling with scharpling is on RIGHT NOW.

this insane Jon Bois thing is sincerely the best science fiction i’ve read in a long time. sbnation.com/a/17776-footba…

America will be at half mast today.