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Anthony be tweetin ☻

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calendar_today29-10-2014 15:58:40

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I keep ignoring the tall figure shrouded in a black, hooded robe that hides its face and form, showing visions of my unmourned death. Doesn’t say shit just one boney ass finger pointing at my own grave like 🫵🪦

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It’s crazy to reflect on how much I’ve grown as a person. A few months ago I had a full proof plan to rob every big streamer attending TwitchCon

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Oh yeah? Did they teach you this in culinary school? (pulls out a rat hiding under my chef hat that chewed off a good portion of my hair)

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My eye doctor kept getting frustrated asking me, “number 1 or number 2?” over and over again. I didn't know what he wanted from me, so I just panicked and did both in the chair

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Hurt my back pinning my wife’s legs behind her head. Now I’m walking around with a heating pad draped over my shoulder like it’s the Undisputed WWE Championship belt

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going to someone’s house for the first time, then immediately hopping in the shower and coming out soaking wet like nothing happened