Oh of course there's a #fullmoon the day after I get my man-zilian!

I dunno who needs to hear this, but if you're having a hard day, just know that it's only a matter of time before I eventually kill you.

Cute first date idea : - sacrificing them to Satan

Hell YEAH. Wolf superfan J Albanis just finished this oil painting of yers' truly! Never been more proud of a deranged lunatic's violent scrawling.

Sept 30/Oct 1

Last night, I saw this movie called "Wolfcop". I want to say this movie is entertaining and funny at the same time. #werewolf #horror #fanart #drawing #wolfcop #movies #digitalart #myart #art #artwork #werewolfart #portrait #colorart #color #sketch #sketching #drawing

Seen Batman's parents die so many times I'm starting to think opera must really suck.

I Febreze on your Grave #MakeAHorrorFilmLessScary

Trick or

Best Halloween gift a fan could give to a old crusty wolf! ...Pretty sure it's an arm.

Classic gender reveal

Dear Wolf-Jesus.. Thank you.

Gonna tell my kids this is WolfCop

It's now officially been 2 years since my last movie, Another Wolfcop came out! And coincidentally 2 years since I've had anything remotely relevant to talk about...

Just saw the new Star Wars... Starting to feel like they're never going to explain moisture farming.

Nasty yet accurate.

Oh shit, we forgot to hit up the manger. #MerryChristmas

Pick a movie. The movie is "Hellraiser." Everything about the movie is the same as it was when it came out in 1987, and the movie is "Hellraiser."

Is it too early to listen to the Monster Mash?