⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ˖ ⺌ ⠁ .⠀⠀ while i am not usually one to debate the ethics of murder , merchants do not warrant your ire , midna .

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ˖ ⺌ ⠁ .⠀⠀ that being said , if you wish to direct your wrath towards capitalists taking advantage of said merchants labor , i am more than happy to look the other way .

god and grief, one and the same.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ˖ ⺌ ⠁ .⠀⠀ proceeds to play dead .

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ˖ ⺌ ⠁ .⠀⠀ the soft , the audible sound of air escaping open maw is more than enough to betray her ruse . though , she continues to be little more than dead weight as she grins . ⠀⠀⠀⠀' handsy as always ? '

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ˖ ⺌ ⠁ .⠀⠀ i'm sorry⠀ — ⠀you wanted 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 for christmas ?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ˖ ⺌ ⠁ .⠀⠀ you could just ask —

⠀⠀⠀ ♯ ˓ 🪻* . ㅤ aster.ᅠ ㅤ … ㅤ merry crisis guys ! don’t expect much , cade got me fucking around because i love him , but my anxiety is still way too bad to handle twt rn outside of that💕

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ˖ ⺌ ⠁ .⠀⠀ straight to the gallows

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ˖ ⺌ ⠁ .⠀⠀ what ⠀ — ⠀ ? i just assumed your present more aptly placed in bed , but if you’d prefer it under a tree. .

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ˖ ⺌ ⠁ .⠀⠀ oh , fine ⠀ —

⠀⠀⠀ ♯ ˓ 🪻* . ㅤ aster.ᅠ ㅤ … ㅤ yeah so it’s really weird coming back to this account and immediately seeing homophobic dog whistles from a LoZ RP account on pride month . and people be wondering why I stay gone lol