Dude, I literally meant actual food! The hell did you 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 I meant??

( He's got the biggest smug grin ever, snickering to himself. )

Men 💖

Exists in 6'8''—

I got two wolves in me, and they won't stop fucking

ㅤ ㅤ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ #𝕮𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 / 𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗡 NEVER TO 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 , YOU'RE ALWAYS PLAYIN' WITH 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 ㅤ ㅤ

"Went to eat at a steakhouse last night, and I think I horrified the waiter! Ahahaha!"

Howie couldn't help but let out a boisterous laugh at the other's playful remarks, a smirk plastered on his face. "A rat, I sure as hell ain't! Try again, buddy."

Howie gave the other a cheeky little grin, returning the favor with a hearty pat. "Ahaha! I've been doing FANTASTIC, man! Where the hell've you been?"

"Aaaah, I hear ya. Can't blame ya, I'd probably do the same with my pack!" The rockstar would take a handle and ruffle the other's hair with a playful little noogie. "You and your boys ain't getting into TOO MUCH trouble, yeah?"

He gives Izzy a knowing glance, smug as always. "Ohoho, so y'all got into the RIGHT amount of trouble! 'Atta boy!"

"Mmmmhmm. Definitely the right amount. I gotcha, pal! Say, how's about you and I have a night on the town together, eh? Or do you think the world ain't gonna be able to handle that?"

Where the fuck is the rage? The roars? The unapologetic urge to just scream out like nobody can hear you? Where the hell is that fight?!

"I'm alive, time to provoke some politicians and piss 'em off!"

Heh, goofy ass :😜

(Growls at the reader, looking like an absolute madman.)

Aww, glad you're thinking about me Jer Bear 💖