facebook is a different breed

Sorry I cut you off going double the speed limit. I was listening to Teenage Dirtbag & it gets me hyped.

To kids from 1 to 92...Merry Christmas y’all 💯💯💯

The same girls that use their pets as their profile pictures are using their boyfriends now. Weirdos.

Happy new year everyone. Let’s just aim to be a better person. Whatever that means to us individually.

mom: so if your friends jum-- me: ━━━━━┒ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃＼○／ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ / ┛┗┛┗┛┃ノ) ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┃┃┃┃┃┃ ┻┻┻┻┻┻

i can’t stand a “i hate scary movies” or a “i hate roller coasters” ass mf

My profile picture is my license picture until I can get my mugshot. Wait till ya see this shit lol

me returning to twitter with a new old town road remix every week

The funniest guys have the best looking girlfriends.

Idk who the fuck she thinks she is

Ppl that played Xbox thru 2009-2014 need Purple Hearts and military discounts 😭😭😭💀 x.com/mvhxmmd/status…

Man I hate it when my iPhone X™️ 256GB plus drops between the heated leather seats of my Mercedes C350 AMG Coupe™️ Executive Package, the gap isn’t big enough for my hand to fit when I’m wearing my Bape Supreme Goyard Rolls Royce Rolex™️ (Lifetime Warranty)

I fucking hate it when my horse hydroplanes

So y’all wanna do this the easy way or the hard way? @PopeyesChicken

Re downloaded this app so I can post depressing shit.

And they say white privilege isn’t real