Ma 2k🤣🤣

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Pep Guardiola, what have you done?

Two bodies believed to be those of Wanda Mahlangu (21) and Thembeni Mguni (29) have been found. The two were allegedly set alight in Middleburg, Mpumalanga by a farmer Reinhardt Steyn and his security guard, Chriswell Dumisani Masilela the two were arrested last week in...

This should easily unlock R930 billion for the cadres😋🤑

Our Executive Mayor this side, one Cde Dada Morero should take a Sho’t Left to Musina at the soonest. He could use this rather successful transformation case to revive his now-dead endeavour to employ foreigners in Jozi as JMPD & metro police ground troops.

We failed to give Cde Maria Ramos just a mere warning after she admitted to ABSA’s role in manipulating our Rand the other time when she was still moonlighting as ABSA’s Group CEO. Cyril’s won’t & cannot risk dividing the united & strong GNU by gunning for demigod Helen Zille.

We remain unfazed. The GNU has never been this united & stronger. It is not just in charge; it’s having tons of fun whilst at it. All thanks to the unmatched, visionary leadership of Cde Cyril Ramaphosa, Madame Zille & that other guy from the IFP (whatever his name is).

Please ask her to manipulate the rand to R4 to the dollar.

Vusi Sambo I am loving the gains and wonderful things that are fixed and working. The people are motivated and starting to take pride in their spaces. Communities coming together. I am definitely supporting the upward trajectory for all South African’s to prosper.

Her: I’m dumping you. It’s O-V-E-R😠 Me: We were never dating in the first place. Go find said boyfriend wherever he is, dude😏😭

It’s kind of cool that corruption against taxpayers has now been reclassified as a mere petty crime. So insignificant that if you loot close to R2 million of taxpayers money, you get a suspended sentence — & a flexible repayment plan with a competitive prime +6% fixed interest

Human Rights Lawyers:

I hope him & his ANC-DA super-entourage didn’t get overwhelmed by their usual kleptomania & decided to steal the car. I hear you guys that side in 🇨🇳 are merciless to thieving politicians😬 Unlike in South Africa..