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Puka Nacua ran a 4.57. John Ross ran a 4.2. Speed is far from the most important thing.

I’m sorry David, I am at war with bad home construction

Orlando City striker Duncan Maguire with a simple “You’ll see,” when asked by Apple TV what’s the message for Lionel Messi’s first game in Central Florida. Very clearly an early candidate for quote of the year. #InterMiamiCF #Messi𓃵

Initial thoughts: Will Messi follow the refs at halftime?! Who’s Canada’s #1 Keeper?! 👀 #SundayNightSoccer #MLS 🇺🇸

They will crash stocks to save bonds. I’m fucking right.

Miami eroding St Clair’s confidence prior to the World Cup

"This net cam replay has been brought to you by T-Mobile" -I say to the doctors as my 10th day of residency at the local psychiatric ward begins with a beautiful sunrise outside the walls of my little room (it's 11 PM)

Top ten worst people in history 1. Adolf Hitler 🇩🇪 2. Ismail Elfath 🇺🇸 3. Heinrich Himmler 🇩🇪 4. Kim Jong-il 🇰🇵 5. Mao Zedong 🇨🇳 6. Kim Il-sung 🇰🇵 7. Idi Amin 🇺🇬 8. Oscar Pareja 🇨🇴 9. Josef Mengele 🇩🇪 10. Ismail Elfath 🇺🇸

This is one of the coldest Messi clips I’ve seen

finally

I always knew you weren’t serious but thanks for confirming

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I bet their are some poor Iranian kids who are feeling a little Eren Yeagerish right now

3.09 today is Central NC😭

MLS bEast dying?