Run spot run is a reference so old it’s running for U.S. Senate.

Fact check: Donald Trump has not gone out and bought “cereal or bacon or eggs” himself in at least four decades.

Look folks, the guy who tried to throw a coup is out here lecturing us on who loves our country. F**k off, Donald.

Not very demure. Not cutesy. Very unmindful. Very unhinged.

Honestly I wouldn’t discuss reproduction with a guy who f**ks his couch either…

“I have been a leader on fertilization” Folks — they aren’t beating the ‘weird’ rap.

Oh Donald, we did fire someone… In November of 2020, we fired you — and come this November, Kamala is going to finish the job.

Donald really just said the only role he played on Jan 6 was… inciting the mob.

“Elections are bad” -Donald Trump When a demented tangerine dictator tells you who he is, believe him.

Folks, you can see in real time the moment Kamala Harris realized she absolutely cooked this man.

Donald Trump’s Fantasy Team: — Victor Orban (Autocrat) — Vladimir Putin (Autocrat, maniac) — Kim Jong Un (Autocrat, maniac) — JD Vance (Couch f**ker) — RFK Jr. (Dog eater)

“I got involved with the Taliban” - Donald Trump

What Patrick said 👀

Madame Vice President, you can go ahead and called this man a “motherf**ker”. He’s done, folks.

Facts don’t care about your feelings, Megyn. Cry me a river you hack.

Kamala Harris: The American people can do anything. Donald Trump: We are a failed country. I don’t know about you, folks, but I think we should vote for the lady that loves America — not the man who wants to destroy it.

Brit Hume on Fox News right now: “Make no mistake about it, Trump had a bad night”.