"This could be us but you playin'." -John Bolton watching 47 drop bombs on Tehran

Hollywood Reporter doing an impression of The Onion

"There is supposed to be a esprit de corps among colleagues," said Quentin Tarantino about Rosanna Arquette. 😳 Good luck with that, Quentin. Relying on a French phrase is a sure way to lose any argument in America, but c'est la vie.

Seeing this a lot: “Iranian people love the invasion so shut up.” Is there some kinda polymarket bet I can make on that not being the case in two years?

A big problem here is how little Americans travel. Because, if they did, they’d realize how foolish it is to compare Venezuela to Iran. There’s a reason you’ve never seen a food truck selling pomegranate empanadas.

There just be a lot of clout in being a pro-Israel publication that publishes anti-Zohran screeds because wow are The Free Press, NY Post, and Tablet Magazine really going for it. I’d say it’s like he’s the boogeyman, but than actually sounds like a Jewish last name so… 😜

Jukeboxes were the OG version of “pass the aux.”

Just let the whimsy flow! instagram.com/reels/DRoSCD5k…

People incapable of behaving normal socially are controlling society via technology and turning us all into people incapable of behaving normal socially.

Can't believe they got us to cheer for kneecapping unions and making us all independent contractors simply by calling it "the gig economy." Oh, great. Now we can ALL be delivery drivers with a lodger in the basement. Thanks, Big Tech!

We are modern day iPhones stuck with the original iOS. It is our fate as humans to be slaves to our own biology.

It’s always harder to fish when you’re hungry.

The center doesn't have a messaging problem, it has an algorithmic problem: Tough to ragebait effectively with reasonableness.

Breaking down the creepiest thing I saw from the tech world this week: mattruby.substack.com/p/theyre-liter…

She deleted me faster than an email that starts with, "Good day Sir/madam."

Can they let an actual general brief us instead of the alcoholic push-up guy who wishes he could be Secretary of the Cobra Kai? Half expecting his next presser will be him bragging we’re gonna “sweep the leg” of Iran.

We’re never bored and we’re constantly terrified now. We traded daydreaming for a neverending horror movie.

The best things in life do not scale.

You know when people bid $1 on The Price is Right? I feel like more of life should work that way: “I don’t know the right answer but I think everyone around me is a fool.” I want feeling that way to get me more mileage.

America is the future. We invented fat people then exported that invention to the rest of the world. And what we did to bodies, we’re now doing to minds. Fake money, fake lips, fake food, fake EVERYTHING. Get ready, globe.