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VolSlinger

@volslinger

Volatility Guru, metal bug, HF manager/partial owner, sarcastic pessimist, diehard blueshirt fan, vintage aficionado....I like to go on rants

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calendar_today13-06-2011 13:54:54

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The spx and ndx should both totally do a stock split, that would stop the selling and get everyone giddy about being back in the pool

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When we look back on this era in a few years, it’s gonna be a real tossup as to who was the biggest fraud, chamath, Cathy, etc, but don’t hate the player, hate the game

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If you were invested solely in cash right now, despite the current inflation rate, you would be massively outperforming the mkt 🤷‍♂️

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Can’t wait to read all the sell side notes that start “last time spx was down x% day after fed hiked 50bps market rallied y%”

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Tell me we are seeing capitulation (you and every SS bank attempted to) and then explain how arkk and cathie had MASSIVE inflows I ain’t smart but that’s pure idiocy if u think it’s former and yet later can occur

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If the top two lines played half as good as the kid line has this series, it would b the blue shirts looking to close things out tonite…either way, future is bright for these kids…

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The amount of uninformed pure speculation of complete idiocy from “respected” Fintwirs who don’t know sht (and in many cases would be lucky to be called boiler room day traders at best) is nearing all time highs…careful who u listen to and do ur own work…

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She runs a 1.6bn etf that charges 1% expense ratio and which is 83% invested in a Schwab etf that has a 0.05% expense ratio if directly invested….

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Is it bullish or bearish if they act to contain systemic risk and contagion? Feels like something for the bullas and bears here 🤷‍♂️

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Rempe on for pre game warmups for those at home wondering given the late practice commentary See if it’s a decoy or not

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Absolutely horrific trade, treating the symptoms and not the cause Embarrassing and painful being a blueshirts fan Wtaf