thanks for this astro in real time

i can literally hear my heart beating outside of my body

getting humbled by people on roblox tonight wasn’t on my bingo card and honestly i’m kinda upset by it cuz why was i being called clapped by randos in a kids game

THEYVE MOVED THE FUCKING MESSAGES TAB ON INSTAGRAM I STG CAN APPS STOP CHANGING THEIR SHIT ITS SO ANNOYING

next year maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend

i think if your listening age on spotify wrapped is older than your actual age it’s cool and good and it makes you intelligent and interesting. if your listening age is below your actual age you need a psychiatric evaluation to understand why you’re the way that you are

‘AI is replacing us’ I’d like to see AI beg a mediocre man for the bare minimum

male friendships are so weird bc wdym you don’t know your homeboys birthday but you watch porn together??

She’s one of the reasons why public schools are integrated. Rest in power.

i had a dream that donald trump was giving me a job interview and he couldn’t spell question when he was writing his notes

gonna be drunk by the time christmas dinner is on the table holy FUCK

8 billion people in the world and you need to be friends with your ex? Lol

i have a theory and it’s a very good one

oppenheimer (2023) would never have been as popular or as big without barbie and this is the hill i will die on

these men r*ped dogs. chicken. CHILDREN. cows. they didn't need a crop top. they didn't need a skirt. they needed victims. powerless ones. so spare me the bullshit about "provocative outfits." this was never about desire, it's about domination. control. dehumanization. and every