I have returned this one day to say…. I’m sorta thankful for you filthy mortals. Now go chock on a turkey bone or something.

Ha ha ha ha ha! I guess congrats would be in order? Congrats for your life beginning to spiral out of control!

SHE ADMITS IT! I WIN!

I’M STILL TAKING IT!!!!!

Ugh…. Another day, another encounter with the mortals…. Can I just hibernate instead? Is that an option?

Gonna try and keep myself to my garden today, the less I see you filthy mortals the better

Did I miss a meeting in angel land? What are you all saying??????

Handsome? Yeah, that’s up for debate

Counterpoint:

I don’t, but if it means dunking on you then I guess humans have some use

Then you’d be fat in addition to not being handsome…. So go nuts Hades

…. Palutena is stepping away? THAT MEANS NO ONE CAN STOP ME FROM ERADICATING HUMANITY!!! ARLON! READY THE RESET BOMBS!

THAT’S BULLSHIT! ARLON! ARLON WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEED TO CALL HER BLUFF!

No, you stupid pathetic mortal

No, you’re not. You’re just a mortal obsessed with vampires. You may be the “Ultimate Gambler”, but you can’t lie to a goddess!

That looks nothing like you

Merry holiday or whatever you mortal celebrate….