So true.... so so true....

Me: *watching Megalo Box* Wait. No no no, those two are boxing? THEY'RE IN DIFFERENT WEIGHT CLASSES! *tries to check weight of characters* Oh, they don't specify it? Just the heights? Oh, they know... They know, huh? I guess machines mean it doesn't matter anyway. It's fine

Gave us a dog, its name is Mango. We must protect Mango at all costs. Bonus: When a character with telepathic abilities spoke to the dog, they (in effect) said, “where mom? I’m walking because I’m a good boy.” Protect Mango. Save the City.

The curse strikes again! Keep an eye out for more info for the stream! We'll be back! #FlightoftheApollyon

The Apollyon flies tonight on Drew "Forest ape" Tillman (He/Him) Twitch twitch.tv/cyber_sasquatch! Come watch me, RoboCop Tradwife, @favtastical, and @favtastical make terrible decisions!

We're going to pilot mechs and fight fascists! Come join RoboCop Tradwife @favtastical @Cyber_Sasquatchh Kit Battlebeard and me as we dive back into Armor Astir by nobody uses this website ! twitch.tv/cyber_sasquatch #FlightoftheApollyon

Give this heart-wrenching Halcyon by Night episode a listen from the New Year's Eve 2020 stream! I totally didn't cry. Nope, no way. Totally didn't cry a lot.

Due to work travels, the Flight of the Apollyon will be grounded tonight. We will be back soon! #FlightoftheApollyon

now that tony hawk has released skateboards with his blood painted on them, and there was no public outrage, are y’all ready to admit y’all were never actually upset over the blood in the shoes? and maybe u were mad for some other reason?

It doesn’t fit with my living room decor. It is lit menacingly by an IKEA lamp. And it waves in the gentle wind of an AC unit. It is where it belongs. It is home seth

ROLL THE CLIP BABY Ossia

Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM: ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why? HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.

Did I just hand out an advancement to the Urban Shadows group at the end of our podcast? Yes. Why? I'm the GM, that's why. Any other reason? Well... the finale might be coming to hit them like a truck. 😈😈

LARGE FUCK

"She's the GOAT." "I don't know what that means but baaa."