Awkward

Science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap-on

Can't.. stop.. staring

When you mess up, it makes me feel better about me

Better go erase my search history

Wait, did I call the hot Morgan by mistake? Freudian-- my subconscious has been exposed

I never bring dates to a wedding. Best man always hooks up with the maid of honor

Seriously, she's like the Wikipedia of Perv. I gotta find me a girl from Vice. She's awesome

If my show does not make people vomit and have an erection at the same time, then I've let my audience down

When it comes to matters of the heart... always follow your dick

We were all thinking it

You watch 'Dexter'? You mean 'Let's See How Many Times Deb Can Cry'?

So close