Joe Davis trying to be funny while the players he's talking to ignore him is never not funny

Here comes Joe torre. Looking not a day over 104

Joe Davis: yOuR bAsIcAllY tHe sAmE as pAuL sKeNeS 🤪 Kershaw: 😐 anyway … what’d you say Smoltz?

mlb team accomplishments in the last 20 years

oh behave

If you’re an Angels player, you must go to the ballpark every day knowing no matter what you do, you will never be over .500. That is what team you are. To try to be anything more is folly. Aspirations of playoff contention is delusional

Mike a Trout will NEVER come through for you

No one deserves a rising superstar more than the Astros

It’s genuinely gotta be such a relief when you see LAA on your schedule, as a team. You just know you have a streak of wins and slump-busting games coming up. Look at the Mets. Absolutely STRUGGLING going into the series. Not even playing well, but still getting wins

Is… is the scouting report on Trout just “throw fastballs down the middle, he will get himself out”?

"And it's ball... He called that a strike? That's ridiculous!"

Hang this in the Smithsonian when they go to automated robot umps

Mike Trout will NEVER come through for you

How we feelin boys

It's very unfortunate that walk off wins mean nothing. Close wins mean nothing. When you have zero chance to make the playoffs, these 'wins' are hollow. In 10 years, there really hasn't been a single win that meant anything in the grand scheme

The thing I like about Luis Rengifo is that even though he can't play defense at all, he makes up for it by having a horrible bat and being below average at the plate in every aspect

Not making the reason his breath smelled so bad is because he eats pieces of shit for breakfast, was a huge missed opportunity