After being booted off Twitter with no explanation our Maiden Sarah is back! But starting from scratch. She's Sarah. Give her a follow so she can follow you back (she misses you all) and please give this a retweet to let others know. Thank you. -Maiden Anna x

Michael O'Shea Viking Beard Co. Sarah Her new account is Sarah - please follow her new account

So as well as being awesome we are more trustworthy! Shove that in your pipes and smoke it you beardless ones! Viking Beard Co.

Saell Vikings! Just a heads up. Today is the last day for Royal Mail postage for Christmas delivery and our longhouse is extremely busy so if you're ordering for Christmas gifts after 2pm this afternoon we can't 100% guarantee delivery for Christmas. Maiden Anna

Last posting day for 1st class post is Monday. However if you're buying for Xmas over the weekend it may not arrive in time due to RM backlogs. If you've ALREADY ordered today and prefer not to chance it and would prefer a refund just let us know asap. x bbc.co.uk/news/business-…

Saell fellow Vikings! We have to close all orders for Xmas delivery. Post Office has just told us there's only a slim chance of in-time delivery due to huge mail backlogs. We'd rather lose money than let you down. Really sorry but nothing we can do. Hail Odin! Maiden Anna x

We're closing our Viking longhouse today til the 29th. Thank you for supporting us all this year. We've loved every minute. Wishing you a happy Viking Yule and we hope 2021 isn't as crappy as this year! Hail Odin! -Viking Sallie, Viking Simon and all the Shield Maidens xx

Merry Christmas to all our Vikings! Thank you for supporting us this year. We hope Father Christmas was kind to you this year.

Absolutely we will pay any fines! The health, safety and well-being of our Shield Maidens and their little Vikings is paramount to us. We're in tier 4 so why will our schools reopen while London schools and posh Eton remain closed? #CloseTheSchools #PeopleBeeforeProfits

Message for our European Viking brethren: We are so sorry but we can no longer ship retail orders to EU. It will entail paperwork for us and you'll be charged customs costs.😢 We love you & are so sorry. Brexit is a shitshow. It may take a decade or more but we WILL #rejoin.

Our Maiden Sarah (Sarah) has a 5hr Twitter suspension for being sweary! Normal activity will resume this afternoon. Maiden Anna x

Apparently it's been upped to 12 hours! She must've really upset someone but then again Maiden Sarah isn't shy when it comes to saying what's on her mind. That's one of the reasons we love her! -Maiden Anna

We're trying to be polite here... Because of Brexit we can't sell to the EU and make a profit. There are no sunlit uplands for UK businesses that trade with the EU. "Initial challenges"? Brexit was meant to be GREAT not worse!! And as for your custom: Stick it up your arse!

Ha! Keyboard Brexit warrior has deleted his account after being burned! He's the one who earned our beloved Sarah a 12hr ban after she handed him his a*se on a plate yesterday. Don't mess with Vikings! 😉🤣

Saell fellow Vikings! Our Viking longhouse is really busy at the moment and due to covid restrictions there's only one of our Shield Maidens getting out orders. We may be a day or so late but all orders will be upgraded to 1st class post so they arrive at your settlement asap. x

Saell Viking warriors! Our Viking longhouse is REALLY busy at the mo & due to Covid restrictions there's only Maiden Anna packing orders so are running a day late. Sorry. Also Royal Mail has backlogs so orders may be a few days late but we'll upgrade orders to 1st class post.🤗