Eddie and Gregory… hm.

My list grows by the minute some days, and today is one of those days.

You literally married a black cat, knew this going in, and is still reacting this way when she, surprise, surprise, acts like a black cat.

The Devil never appears where there is the light and love of God. Have you ever seen our mothers in the same room together?

Wine Pussy Pizza My favorite kind of year.

A. Men.

Iconic of you to host breakfast and lunch during the day then step out at an awards show in the evening.

Always keep the haters guessing.

They were born six steps behind, they'll never guess right.

[Quietly sips tea while watching Eddie and Gregory.]

Vela.⠀ The two faces of Violet just appeared on my tl in red 🥰🥰

I see you, Gregorio 🤌🏻.

Tread very carefully. She’s my niece.

Mhm. You must think I’m blind to not see you’re flirting with her more than being a good friend.

You know children all their lives and they think they can pull one over on you.

[Squints.] Yet, somehow, you’re doing it.

Mhm… I’ve got my eye on you.

Hm.