if u got a man tell him i said shut the hell up

me, myself and i ❤︎⁠ beyoncé (2003)

🔥🏍️😉

this one hit the timeline like a nuclear bomb whole house mad

How Megan’s story got me acting like

Destiny’s Child

damn ya ain’t act like this when i got cheated on

sometimes when i'm sad I remember that i'm sexy and fun and really sweet and then I feel better

This why I don’t see myself dating anyone seriously again bc I will grease that floor and run him a bath.

me knowing i’m contributing to the low birth rate

ik she’s prob really sensitive rn but the tl is clowning klay so bad, i hope Meg see’s some of it and gets a good laugh.

Klay Thompson just single handedly inspired millions of women to stay in celibacy this summer btw.

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson

He had Megan over there cooking for them yt folks 😮‍💨

assasinations used to have a 100% success rate, whats going on

Sorry for anyone who wanted to date me I genuinely am never doing that again

LMAOOOOO