netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for and then tell you they don’t have it

I just accidentally closed a tab I meant to read 2 years ago

I have lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. l've been to his apartment. We've had dinner. His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.

One of my favorite tweets ever

essa cena foi feita com a caneta pegando fogo do começo ao fim, memorável demais

DISTURBING: Couple who adopted five Black children to use them as “slaves” were sentenced to a combined 375 years in prison.

50 cent lame as hell

King wasn’t wrong for going off on 50 cent. That’s his mama.

So just fuck oxygen right?

got called into a meeting with HR cause apparently telling your coworker that you knew he was a C-section baby by the way he avoids labor is unacceptable

How I be lookin when I see a group of loud teenagers in the same store as me cuz I’m at a age where I get irritated quick hearin allat noise

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

They didn’t have to put a face on TI cause that’s already TI 😂😂😂😅

why do people say “they got off scott free” who the fuck is scott

I told him I wear period diapers and this nigga asked would he need to change me

Texted him 37 minutes ago and he posted a story 13 minutes ago. 37-13 = goodbye

His daddy named him Twitter, so I’ma call him Twitter.

Not too much on Izzy nie! 😭

American actor Devale Ellis was ready to crash out on FunnySalesman after being out with his wife and getting recorded at a hotel. 😳 🎥 🏨

I wouldn’t be me if I ain’t talk a lil sht