When will I get out of the routine of waking up at 630 💤💤💤

😔😔😔

So fed up of delays between Slough and reading! @FGW

Introducing the Waterstones Watch. A whole new page in wearable technology. waterstones.com/blog/introduci…

Migraines are the worst 😷😢

The European earwig carries a spare penis in case the first one snaps off.

#IVoted

If you're in the UK and are allowed to vote then please do it. #election2015 #pollingday #vote

OH YEAH WE DID. #E4shutdown is happening...until 7pm (priorities)...

Only person who was in the polling station, surely that's not right?!

If you're hosting Come Dine With Me surely you'd wear shoes 😷😷

The word 'politics' immediately sends some people to sleep, but this election will 100% affect YOU. This is why you should vote.

Can't wait to go down to Cornwall this summer 🌈☀️

Benefits street makes me angryyy

No offence 👌🏻👌🏻

Finally home finally the weekend 🙏🏻❤️

Never been on such a quiet train to work #trainstrike

That's 50$ for a t-shirt

Well done Australia ✌️💜