You are that very thing that became my everyfuckingthing...

Anyone want to join? This compound is crazy quiet.

My mistake - I thought Klaus was going to be the “Naughty” one this Christmas & me “nice” — I was wrong.

— a wonderful Christmas so far.

Yes, God lives in the compound and I am going to sleep with him tonight.

Do you think I could get CLH to show me his wolf side as a late Christmas gift?

— CLH ;

I’m — Can I have her too?

— I can’t blame him. I’ve been the worst partner one can imagine. Apologies on my knees isn’t even good enough — I just don’t know what would be.

However long it takes...

"If I knew words enough, I could write you the longest love letter in the world & never get tired." F. Scott Fitzgerald, Head and Shoulders

Seriously. The most special person in my world is CLH. The true definition of a partner. I am beyond lucky.

[Drags 𝑬𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒂. onto the timeline]

You should want to write with CLH and all his alter-egos. If you don’t you’re missing out. #facts