Researchers warn of Hip Hop Latent Virus being imported into Canada from California. Symptoms include your staff all wearing slightly askew flat brimmed hats and listening to Wu Tang on repeat.

Local cannabis consultant proudly posts on social media about how they are working hard to over-charge clients—even on a weekend #hustlehard #hustlemindset #hustlegang

Cannabis enthusiast on social media absolutely furious that New Brunswick stole his idea for a product competition, which no other industry other than cannabis has ever held before. #culturevultures

This tweet has 39% THC and 17​% terpenes.

Verp is very excited to announce our entry into the retail cannabis space. 🥦🔴🚚 Just send us a DM telling us what you want to order and we'll call the store of your choosing and have them set those products aside so you can buy and pick them up in store. Upwards and onwards(!)

Cannabis retailers in BC's Interior ecstatic about new rule change that allows them to sell swag. "We can't get ay cannabis since it's all stuck in Richmond, but at least I can sell T shirts," says one retailer. 🔴🥦☔️

Suddenly, all of weed twitter are experts in fluorescent Pantone. 🔴🟡🟢🔵

Weed hipster prepares to tell everyone he knows that he really liked Greybeard's early work, before they sold out to a major label.

Fifty-year-old Business News writer really wants you to know he's smoked weed before.

Terpene supply pipeline on fleek, says industry analyst.

NEW: The BC Cannabis Store announces their plan to begin opening new branches on top of every successful private retail location in the province. "We thank the private sector for identifying those parts of the province where demand is high" noted a visibly stoned John Horgan.

Corporate pro-hack: Hire a person with a long string of creepy allegations behind them to lead up your efforts to rebrand your company. You'll be sure to succeed! 💂🧢🎓🤠

Cauliflower? CAULIFOWER?? We were not consulted.

AHEM. Is this thing on?

Poor David Lobo