once i listen to a $B album for a week it feels like i’ve known these songs for years

when a new president gets elected i would not be surprised if the government was like “ayyyye we’re finished with our 4 year experiment of a robot president what y’all think?!😎🥰🤠”

we need a theo von and joe biden episode

never thought i’d find a love like this

is this too much to ask??

me getting the spiders in my greenhouse stoned so they make artsy webs🤝🏼🕸️

goodnight to him only. the rest of you can have sleep paralysis for all i care

Couldn’t believe my fuckin eyes yesterday

just bought the ugliest colored house in kenai 😎🤡 good thing i’m already a clown

flexing about cheating on your gf is CRAZY

my toxic trait is singing billie eilish thinking i’m sounding like her but i sound like a 12yr old boy going thru puberty

hate seeing all my friends being single moms even if they aren’t single 🥲

i’m about 🤏🏼 this close to buying a planner (and not using it)

UNREALLLL that rock revivals are coming back. bro. i could’ve made bank off these hoes

it’s greyday weeeeekkkkkk!!!!! motherfuckaaaa

really need to stop going to amazon when i’m sad

i took adderall and got a lotus this morning i am LOCKED IN🔒