OH: “it’s ok, I studied at the hair salon”

Why talented employees leave: 1 direct manager 2 no career growth 3 low salary 4 poor communication 5 meaningless projects 6 no recognition

“My Doctor told me to stop having dinner for four unless there are three other people. ” - Orson Welles.

OH: “oh my god, look at that super hot guy panhandling”

OH: “if she was better looking, she would have been promoted”

OH: “dude, I love the container store. I’m all about storage.”

OH: “can you get me a tshirt in Budapest that says ‘Starving in Hungary’?”

Yes, that's called cheating.

"Our target is most likely male, due to his tech skills" Oh dear CSI:cyber. #infosec

OH: “You’re brutalizing the scene!!”

I need an emoji for <looks down at phone>

this is what happens when everyone didnt want to only bring one bottle

.Dave Craige 🏴‍☠️🐺 what??? you can take LESS money? nobody told me that!

This man stabbed my mom 14 times. Help us find him so this doesn’t happen again. Please RT mercurynews.com/crime-courts/c…

A new generation of DevOps leaders have arrived.

everything this year seems to be a parody of itself

can someone please “disrupt” the building intercom industry? it’s a first-world enough problem for SF, right?

nob hill tire fire? #firesale #everythingmustgo

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