Dear Diary, My name is Elena Gilbert. I’m 17 years old and I’m human. I’ve dealt with death, loss & pain more than anyone ever should.. But I’m still here, I survived & I keep on surviving. » I keep writing. » Welcome to my crazy, beautiful life:

I'm so hungry right now, I could suck on a cow.

Now I need a shower. Planning on lazing around and watching Hemlock Grove in nothing but a towel, ALL NIGHT LONG, to annoy @HavocSalvatore with my sexy. #SuckItUpBro

The Twisted Yet Charming Theory of my Birth Read: tl.gd/n_1sr7h3c

Chapter 2: Satan's Mistress Read: tl.gd/n_1sr7isf

...and I'm #Out.

I actually wrote 3 solos here? THREE... what?

I saw you faved this, but ignored me anyway, @HavocSalvatore? Cold...

Whom am I eating?

Not even possible if I tried. Like you'd let me. Tsk.

Now, I need food. #Out

Now say it louder so all the ladies can hear.

Finally getting to know your history, Alexis. High time, I'd say. Great writing as per usual, Sweetheart; flowing effortlessly. I'm sorry about your brother... I know the feeling. All of us do. Now wondering if you went out and found Joe after all of this.

...and I'm #Off.

Shadow III - Chapter 8 Read: tl.gd/n_1srp0bo