Screw it, engagement bait - go! Hit me!

BINGO! What did I win? ... this was meant to be a game, right? ... right?

"I like you and I think you're hot" I won't say the same thing about you "See how much we have in common? We both lack good taste"

I got asked why I spend so much time in the bathroom The answer is simple - competitive shi... Nah, the reality is that it's that sacred moment where NOBODY wants anything from me and I want it to last

Tick-tock, bitch Cavemanon

That pic that Badgerben @FWA 🎉 did for me some time ago? Yeah, I figured I could give it a go with inking and coloring. So - stay tuned!

Didyouknow? My investment in people is proportional to their investment in me I try being friendly, but when I see it bounces off, then I won't run like a puppy after anyone I like driving on a two-way street

Together they could have had everything (in teeth department)

Y'all made it to Friday! Have some dino tits as a reward - free of charge!

Hey guys, do you know? If you ❤️ and 🔄 my stuff, absolutely nothing will happen and I won't do anything at all! So get to it!

There's a glitch in the mythos, and the places we're visiting are getting progressively more and more non-euclidean I miss Massachussets... youtu.be/g09VDDcNSEk

*nasal voice* "Uh... Do you got games on your phone?" Absolutely vile and abhorrent creature drawn by TheFoxered15 💜

The existence of Sundae implies that we have 6 other daes for different desserts

Bloody hell, I need to get dicked down hard Send tweet

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I know I haven't been too active for the past few days, but I'm busy renovating my room! I SHOULD be done tomorrow, I'll share pics then!

Aaaaand done! My goon... Er... Gamer cave is finished! I know, patterns on the wall, but I like them. Might pop in some posters later

Feels like 80% of adulthood boils down to wondering what to prepare for dinner tomorrow