Josh Allen didn’t play football at Alabama or Notre Dame or LSU or Florida. He went to the University of Wyoming and, goddamn it, how do you not root for a guy like that?

Not a wordle just trying to find a meeting time that works for everyone 🟥🟧🟨🟩🟦 ⬜🟧⬜⬜🟦 🟥⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟥⬜🟨⬜🟦

Please use a condom on Valentine’s Day, I hate Scorpios

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

Reasons to hate are remembered better than reasons to love