Everypuppy needs a Humpy to come home to after a hard day at work.

I temporarily moved a chair in front of the living room window so Barkley can stand on the back of it and look outside. Instant hit.

Quality control patrols continue.

And now a word from our sponsors at the U.S. Department of Anti-Vax Control.

Sure, you'll try to sue us but are you going to sue the Moon for making you all sick two weeks ago? Are you? ARE YOU?

Here at Barkley’s Flooring Warehouse I personally put each flooring sample through rigorous testing to ensure that only the best products make it into your home.

I know! I took my cousin to the ER for a hangnail and the doctor took me aside and said 'how much do you like your cousin? There's 15K in it if I vent him and I'll split it with you.'

I liked my cousin. But I'm LOVING my big screen TV and vibrating easy chair.

Sure. Except you anti-vaxxers are all over every social media site crying that the Moon's shadow, which has a 100% survivability rate, gave you Lumpukaroo.

So even if Covid had a 99.999999% survival rate, you'd still be a bunch of pit scratching, rat licking ,moronic chimps.

It’s happening 🤣

A job worth doing is a job worth doing well.

A special thank you to Ivar Nevan for acknowledgement of our consistency and efficiency.

It's praise like this that keeps our pilots pressing the 'spray' button day after day after day. Thank you.

#GeoEngineering #chemtrails

Time surgery and invisible cats

It’s the start of another long workday and I have so much to get accompl…. snort* *humpf* *snort* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Unsalted soda crackers, where have you been all my life?

I actually have one of these that my mother bought at Woodward's for $1.95 at some point in the far, distant past. I don't think she ever used it.

A few years back I had to put a tie strap on the cylinder to keep it secured.

It's 1942 again and the same Department of Munitions that didn't want you to panic over a woman in pants (see previous post) is perfectly ok with letting kids know that if Uncle Bob dies in combat it was because they didn't collect enough old kettles.

It's 1942 and a woman wearing pants in public (because she was doing men's war work) was such a big deal that the Government had print full page ads asking people not to get their shit in a twist.

This 1942 Q&A about recycling for the war effort is really quite interesting and, as you can see in the couple of sections I highlighted, pretty freaking brutal.