Real polio has not been tried yet

Grab your VHS tapes troops, start 2026 the right way, seeing Bonaparte defeated. And as they say; Lang may yer lum reek 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧 Happy new year. Here is to a brilliant year.

Everytime I see posts of large bookshelves stacked with books, I look to see how many, if any, they have on Wellington

Year is starting off rough for Ben Rhodes .

Hail the Oxford comma

Jeremy Corbyn Surely you should be calling for the Venezuelans themselves to deescalate and not provoke a nuclear power. That's how it worked for the Russian invasion of Ukraine anyway.

Oh phew the EU is monitoring the situation

Venezuela must now concede 20% of its territory, anything less than that risks World War III and the nuclear annihilation of the human race. Again, I don't make the rules, this is the world order you demanded.

Europeans are at previously unforeseen levels of monitoring the situation

The man who did not get a single foreign policy right.

This is what happens when you recklessly extend BRICS right up to America’s borders and ignore America’s legitimate security concerns.

If you are reflexively on the side of socialist dictators, people committing fraud, those who slaughter music festival attendees or college campus speakers, your moral compass is broken and you should reevaluate how you process the world (and perhaps seek professional help)

Welcome to America

America hasn’t had any pressing need for foreign oil for decades now, it’s embarrassing seeing people still trotting out this tired and extremely outdated talking point

I know Venezuelans living in Venezuela are all celebrating right now, but has we stopped to consider what socialist trust fund kids in Brooklyn think?

I support this. Go on.

“Gonna be home late tonight babe, I’m out monitoring the situation with a couple of guys. We might even stay and monitor a second situation if something comes up”

It took Russia 1,000,000 men, plus losing the Black Sea Fleet, to fail to capture one 44-year old comedian.