Opened the last door on my fabby Rituals advent cal! #totallyworthit #gutteditsover

Went all out with my Christmas table dressing! #nailedit #goldandwhite

Apologies to followers if any of my poo tweets to Thames Water 💧 appears in your stream. I need to do an account take over until the risk of my neighbours turds circling our property disappears

2 bags of poo hidden/found in our garage following a #thameswater raw sewage clean up. Thames Water 💧 pleae collect it. The council won't take it and you're not tell me what to do with other than its my problem. Its not. Its an incomplete clean up. Please collect.