Vance 🌞⚑️ (@vancee) 's Twitter Profile
Vance 🌞⚑️

@vancee

Bantamweight and Lightweight World Champ. Owner @merakimedicinal, Hangry. Not medical advice, satire guaranteed.

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linkhttps://www.merakimedicinal.com calendar_today15-10-2012 05:03:57

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Why do people try to dunk on me by mentioning I compete in the hardest sport known to man. Then drop their professor credentials like that shits on being a professional athlete. How stupid can you be πŸ˜‚ Bro looks like an aardvark.

Why do people try to dunk on me by mentioning I compete in the hardest sport known to man.

Then drop their professor credentials like that shits on being a professional athlete.

How stupid can you be πŸ˜‚

Bro looks like an aardvark.
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The homies will post ways to boost PGC1a, BDNF, autophagy, androgen receptor density, etc. And some motherfker will repost the same box breathing thread with a navy seal pic for 4 million views. Lesson? Clear beats clever and most comprehend at a 3rd grade reading level.

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What happens when you add an extra exhaust to a car? What happens if you improve bile flow, liver health, and excretion? More power.

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I spent the past 12 months reverse engineering hair growth The result? LOXSTAR - 2.54x more effective vs Minoxidil - Advanced Peptide Technology - 20+ evidence-backed ingredients THREAD 🧡

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A gigantic shout out to Vance 🌞⚑️ for hooking me up when he didn’t have to…. I truly believe in these products and I think everyone should purchase them! Thank you isn’t enough but it’s all I got. Really man, i truly appreciate the hell out of you. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

A gigantic shout out to <a href="/VanceE/">Vance 🌞⚑️</a> for hooking me up when he didn’t have to…. I truly believe in these products and I think everyone should purchase them! Thank you isn’t enough but it’s all I got. Really man, i truly appreciate the hell out of you. πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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Still can’t get over this guy promoting finasteride to men as safe and tweeting like this. Reminds me of that guy screaming about soy milk not causing feminization.

Still can’t get over this guy promoting finasteride to men as safe and tweeting like this.

Reminds me of that guy screaming about soy milk not causing feminization.
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Girl implants 15 parasitic hookworms into her arm to help heal her gut. Parasites are garbage collectors but they also pee and poop in the gut, create biofilms, and reproduce heavily. Instead of using them to clean the gut I prefer binders, fiber, and chelating metals.

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Are you Soviet binder pilled yet? What is it? A form of organosilicon. What does it do? It passes through your GI tract without being absorbed, binding toxins along the way before excretion.

Are you Soviet binder pilled yet?

What is it?
A form of organosilicon.

What does it do?
It passes through your GI tract without being absorbed, binding toxins along the way before excretion.
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I think the irony for me is, we are stopping Chinese terrorist from putting fungus on our crops, but we spray glyphosate at the same time.