It’s still an option. We’ll talk.

As long as it’s over Chalupa’s, general tso chicken, and some really strong Coke Zero.

Why am I not surprised? Hookers make bank, but under the circumstances you’re just getting T-Bell.

Oh g o d yes. I plan on saying that again in a few hours.

Sorry, my hands are tied. #fbf Deadpool Movie

🔥

Stay home and fuck your mutated mercenary while washing your hands for 20 seconds. Thank you.

So turned on by the fact that you really do w o r k that Hufflepuff yellow.

Can’t wait to show Wade what’s on the sexy agenda tonight. Lightsabers.... mmm. #MayThe4thBeWithYou

Wade does it on the daily. Be /that/ kind of smart sexy.

|| Rest in peace, King.

|| Shattered. Rest well, King.

These everyday masks inspired /so/ many kinks with Pool and I. Who knew? We did. We totally fucking knew.

Trans Women = Women. Trans Men = Men. And if you think otherwise you can go fuck yourself. End of discussion.

This is offensive. Also kinda hot.

Nah, real talk, babe- I’m plastered on your /front/. If I’m ‘hard to miss’ I guess I should also leave more. Hm? Hm? HM?? Dick.