BREAKING: 🚨 “WE WILL TAKE IRAN’S OIL” A White House official reveals that the 'US will seize ALL the oil from Iran' Pure evil. Fuck everyone who dares say this war is about “helping” the Iranian people.

YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS #UFC326 FIGHT DAY WAKE UP

Boring Mother Fuckers

THIS FIGHT SUCKS #UFC326

thank you god for making me mexican

GAME OF THE YEAR INCOMING TOMORROW. CAN’T WAIT

Rule #1: never tell your parents how much money you have

Me enjoying life instead of studying for my exam

me trying not to check my bets 30 seconds into the game 💀

Hey US Government, can you fix the roads you taxed me to build, so I won't fuck up my car you tax me annually to drive, that I payed for with the income you also tax, that I park at my home that's highly taxed? Thanks, -Every US citizen

If this was a real assassination attempt. Secret Service would have rushed him off the stage. They let him stand there out in the open, raise his fist in the air and say the word “Fight!” three times. I knew the moment it happened that it was staged.

Joe Rogan just said the quiet part out loud: A man brought here as a baby. Lived in the U.S. for 20 years. Can’t speak Spanish. No criminal record. Deported anyway. That’s not “border security.” That’s ripping someone out of the only country they’ve ever known and dumping them

BREAKING : 🇺🇸 Trump’s own Senator gave him brutal reality check Trump — We need $2 billion a day to reopen the Strait of Hormuz US Senator — But the SOH was already open before the war? So what was the point of whole war? You have created a Global Crisis OUT OF NOTHING” 🔥🔥🔥

Saying goodbye to my Opening Day NRFI parlay on the second batter of the day 💔

'took a lil nap at HT, lemme go and withdraw my Duke ML winnings'

Marco Rubio: “Just because you’re born on U.S. soil doesn’t make you a citizen. Your parents must be U.S. citizens.” Grok: “Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971. His parents became citizens in 1975. Rubio is a beneficiary of birthright citizenship.”

Breaking : THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂 12 PM : Trump 🇺🇸 said "We’re flying wherever we want. Nobody is even shooting at us" 2 PM : Iran 🇮🇷 shot down US F-15 jet 🔥 4 PM : Iran 🇮🇷 hits US A-10 plane 🔥 5 PM : Iran 🇮🇷 forced F-16 declare emergency landing 🔥 7 PM : Iran 🇮🇷 forced

President Donald Trump's executive order regulating college sports: - College athletes can only play a maximum of 5 seasons in a 5-year window - Maximum of one transfer before graduation, otherwise, need to sit a full season - Schools that violate risk losing federal funding

“Stop gambling and save more money!”

So Trump basically gave Iran everything they wanted and we got the Strait of Hormuz opening… which was already open before the war started. ART OF THE DEAL EVERYONE!