The simultaneous prudishness and hypersexuality of Gen Z can be best characterized as someone who was molested by the internet.

Sticky box mousetraps are such a great symbol of this particular kind of moral cowardice. Too squeamish to see the corpse of a mouse that was dead before it knew what hit it, but happy to let it die horribly for hours or days as long as they don’t have to see it.

The perfect slave worships his shackles

So when it got shut down there were like a million health code violations but my favorite was that one of the employees was stirring a vat of coleslaw with their arms "submerged in coleslaw 5 inches past gloves," just elbow deep in the slaw

The white rhino population would be thriving if the colonization of Africa had been expanded rather than abandoned but we’re not ready to talk about that yet are we

When they get their first high profile grooming case

BRICS News 🇺🇲🇷🇺‼️ B-2 Stealth Bomber flies over Russian President Vladimir Putin’s head in Anchorage, Alaska. Wild.

If I had 2 nukes I would nuke China twice

They couldn't even just bump it up to 18??? Not that it would be a huge difference but come on man. What the fuck is going on with this company?

bro it's like normal stuff... but freaking PURPLE man cuz the End is the PURPLE place!

How do Japanese niggas pick up rice with two sticks? Science can't explain this.

It will matter when you meet a mentally ill man

The combat update is great you guys just freaked out and were too big of babies to ever commit to learning an objectively better system

Not to praise him on a political level, because I know nothing about Russia. But it's clear that despite being a very dangerous man, he recognizes there are authorities above even him. Something liberals could do well to learn.

Going to Taco Bell at 3 AM with your friend

Why is he posting about a random country? I thought he was American?

I liked editing more because I get to read my horrible writing and be relieved that I fixed it

Monke when the popcorn toting tourists yell at his enclosure during meditation

This is REAL slop they are feeding to REAL goycattle. #StopTheSlop #GoycattleCruelty

*Civvie11 voice* 4th dimensional savant and world class steroid thief John Carmack