I regret to inform you that beloved Quahog resident Peter Griffin... has died

Would you rather eat a cookie or be fired out of a giant cannon into the sun?

As usual, please explain your reasoning in the replies.

Alright folks, it is once again that time! By now you all know the drill for go fuck yourself Friday. As usual, I sincerely thank you all for you support and cooperation.

Well then, without further ado: Go fuck yourself

I never tried it until I was nearly 40 and I feel like I really missed out tbh, so I guess my take is so not be afraid to try it (in moderation of course)

Pretty excited about the new joker movie because we will be able to bring back all the beloved joker bits such as 'I am going to become the joker' and 'I'm da joker baby!!!'

OJ 'Lowtax' Simpson

Ate a super spicy curry for lunch and a different super spicy curry for dinner and now taking a level 65 omegashit

Glad to hear you all had fun with the eclipse today! Get used to it, because that's how it's going to be all the time soon 😈

That's right, I will not fall for the lies of the cursed daystar and neither should you

The silver lining here is that we will soon get what is coming to us when we destroy the planet and humanity goes extinct. Definitely will be some very great and funny 'haha told you so' moments in those last few years while we all die

Tfw you were secretly behind 9-11 and nobody ever found out

Jimmy Drugman, who rose to superstardom with his hit song 'I will never stop doing cocaine', has died of a cocaine overdose today. Rest in peace.

'One has gotta go' and it's 4 things you like

Surviving easily, by utilizing a secret fredo technique

*takes deep breath, screams as loud as possible*

Lmao just got an email from game informer about how 'my subscriprion recently expired' and like.... yeah I guess a decade or two is 'recent' in the grand scheme of things