This kit is absolutely incredible.

The jokes write themselves.

Why the hell is there an international break 3 games into the season??? Makes no sense.

What happened to MikeLUHG?

Olise is so unintentionally funny 😭

I still can’t believe Rashford didn’t get into the top 30 Ballon D’or nominees after getting 40+ G/A in 22/23 and winning a trophy. I’m seeing attackers in this year’s edition that won nothing and got half the amount of G/A The United fanbase is lowkey awful for hyping players.

Look at how far Barcelona are yet Flick has them playing amazing football with a 100% win record. Just goes to show good managers are able to work wonders with what they are.

I am 137 years old. I have seen 2 world wars. I have never won the UCL or UEL. Most fans that are 30 & under have no recollection of ever seeing me win the league. Despite all of this my fans think that I deserve to be spoken about with the rest of the big boys. Who am I?

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I acc love Ellis so much he shares my seething hatred for those gooning gooners

Football is back! Bruno Fernandes to assist Cristiano Ronaldo for his 900th career goal would be such a beautiful script. We will be there 🔥🇵🇹

As much as I love watching Yamal play it’s kind of worrying seeing him start so many games. I get why he has to for Barça, especially at the start of the season but surely he could’ve been rested today?

What’s one moment in football you still can’t believe actually happened?

The ‘Ghost Goal’ scored by Bayer Leverkusen's Stefan Kiessling in 2013. Watch carefully.

I still can't believe Lionel Messi pulled off this pass. By far the greatest and the coldest assist in the history of this sport.

GOALLLLL! That’s unreal from Barzey!🔥 First shot of the game. First goal! 1-1!

Lamine Yamal vs Serbia Another class game for the youngster