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@usamastandsup is joining us for a night of laughter at Illuminarium.

Don't miss this one-night event 🎤

📆Friday, May 24th, 2024
🕚7pm - 12am
📍Illuminarium Toronto, Distillery District

Grab your tickets now: illuminarium.com/toronto-experi…

#comedy #torontocomedy

Some of these white girls need more Pokémon gym badges these dogs of yours are not listening to any of your commands lol

Being an adult is realizing that cats > dogs. If you’re a dog person over 35 it’s like grow up

Replaying Metroid Prime, so so so good, and really shouldn’t be played by anyone under 21, this is an adult game that requires reading and stuff, if you don’t scan every single insect and read the goddamn Pokédex on it you’re playing the game wronggg

HOW TO BE HOT: never smile, not once in your life. keep a slight smolder constantly, every waking moment until you’re a corpse. A hot corpse.

My mom to me when I used to ask for candy at the cashier counter

You don’t know enough about other cultures to be having this conversation

Please! No photos.... #vail #comedy #vail comedy #funny #laughs #colorado Usama Siddiquee

Every soccer team’s manager looks like he hasn’t slept in 25 years

Lol people leaving Twitter. Y’all know Zuckerberg also sucks right

Pho > ramen. No questions as this time please

It’s a good one peepsss

youtu.be/r-y4Ajxtd7U

We've got Usama Siddiquee Ashley Austin Morris Ophira Eisenberg & more tonight on our 8PM!
newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/usama-s…

THIS SHOW IS GETTING SEXIER & SEXIER: Saturday in LA w/ Adam Conover Guy Branum Usama Siddiquee Mekki Leeper Biniam Bizuneh melody kamali Becky Braunstein

#behindthescenes at #Vail #ComedyFestival venue @aviatornationvail , #festivalperformers @fakekoreydavid @kylemara Xazmin Garza 🏋🏽‍♀️ @usamastandsup & #organizer Mark Masters #goofingoff in #theGreenroom . Check out their work and bios at vailcomedyfestival.com

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