bro is seriously gatekeeping sweet treats from good little boys right now????

live from the collectivo bathroom. there's a group of older ladies here every monday morning for a book club and i kind of really want to be their friend

if you buy this shirt they should take away your right to vote

Challengers (2024)

I chose, and my world was shaken—so what? The choice may have been mistaken, the choosing was not. You have to move on.

last night at the bar i ran into (in order):

1. My Ex
2. My Therapist

Let's not kid ourselves
It gets really really bad

My life got a lot richer when I stopped asking 'is it good or bad' as my first reaction to art

This is also kind of what it’s like to play magic the gathering w me

Sorry for being sincere on this website but I feel like I’m fighting a war on every single front in my life and I am losing all of them lmao

Whenever you read, see, or hear anything about Drake it is so vitally important to keep in mind he is 37 years old

Sorting through hinge matches in the waiting room before therapy. Probably fine

The buzz is back

i am not allowed to have anything that i like in this life

driving around downtown milwaukee yelling BACK AT MY HOUSE I GOTTA CALIFORNIA KIIING 🗣️🗣️🗣️

This game is so pretty, too. I am probably only going to talk about it for the rest of the year just a heads up