Why are we not talking about Sir William Neville & Sir John Clanvowe, the two gay English knights buried together in a tomb with marriage motifs??? Who were friends with Chaucer and possibly the inspiration for his The Knight's Tale? And also maybe SPIES? #MedievalTwitter

Maybe it will forget us 1918

FFS 🤦‍♀️ He’s a g*****n butcher putting on an authoritarian show with a captive, selected audience because prigozhin got to drive away in a cheering crowd. Make them do their own BS image washing. Arm Ukraine.

that dude limited views on a website he's trying to sell advertisements on. don't ever tell me he's a business genius ever again.

twitter is now a shitty mobile game that demands you put in some money after playing the game for 5 minutes and watching 6 ads for RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS

Elon Musk is like a Scooby Doo villain who dresses up as a ghost to scare everyone away from the theme park but forgets that his business is theme parks

Non blue ticks collecting their daily tweet rations, 2023 (colorised)

lol. lmao. rofl.

twitter poetry

Reminder that Musk got booted out of PayPal for trying to move their entire infrastructure to Microsoft servers. At a time when even Microsoft wasn't using Microsoft servers for heavy duty stuff.

MUSK: I don't like this bill. I'm not paying it. What are you going to do? Turn me off? GOOGLE: Um, yes?

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Apartheid piçi

Every day that Bluesky remains invite only while Twitter kills itself, the less likely it is to actually end up succeeding as a replacement

You can also find Byline Times on Bluesky bsky.app/profile/byline…

Elon Musk has introduced an incentive to use Twitter more sparingly, outstanding marketing move

Also, your Tesla will stop driving after you've driven 60 miles in a day, and the SpaceX rocket will stop in midair after it reaches 10,560 feet.